|Mayans updated the event Apocalypse.|
|Michael Steele added War and Peace to his Favorite Books.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
No, just the worst. For you.
|The Wall Street Journal posted an article: "As Deficit Looms, Pentagon Faces the Knife."
You know we have guns, right?
|Department of Justice sent Twitter a gift: "Subpoena for contents of Wikileaks' Twitter account."|
|The New York Times posted an article: "With New Heart Pump, Cheney Slowly Resumes Old Life."|
|Dick Cheney was tagged in a photo:
|Tea Party Nation posted a note: "Finally, after months of sweat and toil, this is our time. Nothing can stand in our way."|
|The Washington Post posted an article: "Arizona Democrat Shot at Meet-and-Greet in Tucson."|
|Pima Community College tagged Jared Lee Loughner in a photo: Most Likely To|
Succeed Sirhan Sirhan
|Democrats posted a note: "It would be inappropriate to politicize this tragedy as being the result of Sarah Palin's gun-crazed, incendiary rhetoric."|
|The Arizona Sun posted an article: "Immigration Crisis at Mexican Border as Americans Flee Violence."|
|Peter King "Maybe we should tighten gun laws just a TEENSY bit ..."|
|Republicans added Peter King to the List Excommunicated.|
|Sheriff Clarence Dupnik was tagged in a video: "We Must Cool Down Our Rhetoric."
|Guns N' Roses changed its name to Fun N' Roses|
|The Big Bang Theory changed its name to The Big Theory|
|Target changed its name to Surveyor's Symbol.|
|Sarah Palin posted a video: "Conservative rhetoric doesn't cause violence. Liberal rhetoric does!"
|Face and Palm are now friends.|
|Sarah Palin posted a note: "Stop the Blood Libel!"|
|The Elders of Zion sent Tripp Palin a friend request.|
|Tom Delay is going to prison.
I'm innocent! Sarah Palin made me do it with her rhetoric!
|Joe Arpaio Loughner's great-great grandfather was Polish. Yet another reason to crack down on immigrants.|
|Barack Obama was tagged in a video: "Tucson Memorial Service."
300 million people like this.
|Michele Bachmann posted a video: "Republican Response."|
|Bob Brady posted a note: "2011 Anti-Assassination Act."
535 people like this.
|Assassins Lobby sent Congress a gift: $150 million.|
|Bob Brady removed the note "2011 Anti-Assassination Act."|
|Steve Jobs Apple will now offer the iPhone through Ver
|Business Week posted an article: "Facebook Finally Acquires 'FB.com' Domain Name for $8 Million."
Actually, we went ahead and bought ".com."
|Glenn Beck added Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark to his Favorite Musicals.
That's it, you're gone.
|Mitch McConnell posted a note: "Repeal Health Care Reform!"
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